Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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He waits.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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