Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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