Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.