Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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