Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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