Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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