Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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She's crying
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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