Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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