Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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