Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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