Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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