Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.