Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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With the Yellow version.
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We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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