Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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