Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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