Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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