Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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