Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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