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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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