Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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