Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.