Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.