Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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