Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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