Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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