Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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