Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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