Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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