Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."
Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
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Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
Rabbits habits.
What's the important part of a horse?
The manr part.
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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