A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.