A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.