A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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