A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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