A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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The weights do.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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