A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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