The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.