The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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