The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.