The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.