The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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