The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.