The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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