The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.