The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.