The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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