Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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