Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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