Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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