Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.