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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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