Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.