Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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