Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.