Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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