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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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