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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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