Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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