Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.