Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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