Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...