Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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