Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.