Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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