Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.