Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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