Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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