Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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