Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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