Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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