Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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