Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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