Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.