Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.