Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic