Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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