Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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