Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.