Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.