Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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The result was the Great Depression.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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