Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.