Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.