Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.