Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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