Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.