Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.