Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.