Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.