Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.