Joke #10734

Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Vote: has 67.64 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Vote: has 73.02 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Vote: has 33.86 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Vote: has 79.19 % from 188 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris