Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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