Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.