Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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