Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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