Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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