Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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