Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.