Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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