Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.