Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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