Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.