Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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