Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.