Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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