Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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