Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.