Joke #6861

Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Vote:
has 75.95 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Vote:
has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Vote:
has 85.07 % from 987 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Vote:
has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Vote:
has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris