Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.