Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
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