Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.