Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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