Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.