A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.