A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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