A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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