A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.