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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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