A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!