A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!