A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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