A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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