A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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