A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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No one dared to move.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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