A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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