A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.