Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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A man walks into a bar with a alligator. He says to the bartender, ‘Do you serve lawyers here?’
‘Sure do,’ replies the bartender. ‘Good,’ says the man.
‘Give me a beer, and a lawyer for my ’gator.’
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy.
What's yours?" asked the first boy.
"Tommy," replied the second.
"My Daddy's an accountant.
What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.
Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy.
"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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