Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
A lawyer buys a farm as a weekend retreat.
While walking round his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpat.
The lawyer starts yelling, ‘Oh my God!
Help me, help me!’
His wife runs up and asks what’s the matter.
The lawyer points to his feet and screams, ‘I’m melting!
I’m melting…!’
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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