When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.