When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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