When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.