When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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