When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.