When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!