When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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