Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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