Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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