Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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