Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.