Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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