Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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