Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.