Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.