Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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He uses Meteor Showers.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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