Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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