Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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