Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.