Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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