Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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