Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.