Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.