Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.