Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.