Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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