Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.