Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.