Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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