Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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