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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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