Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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