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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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