Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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