Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.