Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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