Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.