Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!