Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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