Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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