Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.