Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra.
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.