Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.