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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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