Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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