Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.