Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...