Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.