Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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