Joke #6190

Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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