Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.