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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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