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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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