Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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