Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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