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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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