Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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