Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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