Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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