Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.