Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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