Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.