Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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