Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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