Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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