Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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