Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.