Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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