Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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