Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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