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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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