Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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