Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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