Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.