Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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