When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.