When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.