Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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