Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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