Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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