Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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