Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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