Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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