Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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