Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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