Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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He potato-sacks them.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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