Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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