Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.