In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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