In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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