In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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