In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.