In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.