In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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