In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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