In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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