In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.