In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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