When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.