When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.