When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.