When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."