Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.