Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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