Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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