Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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