Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.