Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.