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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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