Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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