Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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