Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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