Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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