Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.