Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
Vote:
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
Vote:
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Vote:
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Vote:
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
Vote:
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Vote: