Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.