Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."