Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Vote:
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Vote:
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Vote:
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Vote:
