Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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