Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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