Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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