Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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