Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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