Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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