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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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