Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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