Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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