Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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