Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.