Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".