Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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