Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.