Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.