Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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