Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.