Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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