Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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