Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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