Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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