Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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