Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.