Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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