Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
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