Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.