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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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