Joke #3271

Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Vote:
has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Vote:
has 68.76 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Vote:
has 14.74 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Vote:
has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Vote:
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Vote:
has 80.74 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Vote:
has 84.71 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Vote:
has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Vote:
has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Vote:
has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music