Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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