Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.