Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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