Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.