Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.