Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.