Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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