Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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