Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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