Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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