Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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