Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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