Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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