Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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