Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.