Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.