Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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