Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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