Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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