Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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