Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.