Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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