Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.