Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.