Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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