Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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