Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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