Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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