Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...