Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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