Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.