Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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