If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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