If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.