If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.