If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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