If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Never spit in his face.
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His eyes sweat.
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He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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