If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.