If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.