Joke #5814

Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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