Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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