Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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