Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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