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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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