Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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