Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"