Joke #5814

Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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