Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.