Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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