Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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