Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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