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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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