Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.