Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.