Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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