Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.