Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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