Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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