Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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