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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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