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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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