Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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A New Zealander's cock!
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise.
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A: About eight beers.
