Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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Why do cows like being told joke?
Because they like being amoosed.
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One said to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why don't cows ever have any money?
Because the farmers milk them dry.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.
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Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
