Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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He had him newt-ered.
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The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover?
A: His ass!
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Right where you left him.
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A hole-y Cow.
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’