Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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