Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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