Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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