Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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