Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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