Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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