Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.