Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.