Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.