Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.