Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.