Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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