Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.