Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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