Joke #5487

Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Vote:
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Vote:
has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
Vote:
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Vote:
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Vote:
has 79.44 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris