Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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The weights do.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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