Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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