Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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