When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.