When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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