When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.