When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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