When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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