A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked. The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”. The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?" "Yes, we are. Why you ask?" The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?" "Yes I am!" says the mom with pride. The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?" "Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?" The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.