Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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