Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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