Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.