Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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