Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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