Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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