Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.