Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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