Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.