Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.