Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!