Joke #9431

Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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