Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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