Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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