Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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