Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Vote:
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Vote:
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Vote:
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Vote:
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
Vote:
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Vote: