Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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