Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.