Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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