Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.