Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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