Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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