Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe