Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.