Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.