Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.